trulyfab

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution.

His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this?

Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang.

The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be
hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

He whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'

Was a busy one for a Monday, popped round to see my mate and the wee man, he still won't come near me but has started saying bye bye..major hint. My mate was telling me he got a half bottle of wine the other night and the wee man went mental when he seen it, not mental in a screaming way but really excited, he also still won't eat food that is warm, he prefers it cold and seems to love a tin of heinz beans and sausage. No idea what the wee man has seen or been around but as the weeks go on it becomes more apparent that social work should have interviended quicker than they did.

The cookery class had been cancelled, bit gutted as it was cheese cake last night and i do like my cheese cake, seems the woman who organised it all done her back in when she was getting dressed and is now flat out on morpine.

We were sitting in the living room last night watching well corination street when all of a sudden more fireworks were getting set off, it was to loud to be garden fireworks so CB went to the window then told me to turn off all the lights, the local T.A centre (just across the main road from us) was having there yearl display, it was better than the organised one we froze our butts off at last week, i pulled the couch round and we sat in comfort watching them for a good half hour, they done a good job they were magnificent.

Finished my second assesment today, was going to bail halfway through as i've a wee absece that's causing me alot of pain. Would'nt mind but it's the tooth i went through months of gruelling root canal treatment to fix, 500mg anti biotics and no alcohol for a week, oh how will i survive especially since sainsburys were doing 4 cans of stella for 2 quid, honest i do also have food in the fridge.

Right i'm off to find m wheat bag and bung it in the microwave for 2 mins and cry into it, at least the kitchen will smell of lavendar all night, wonder if you can buy vanilla scented ones?

Ok so it's started, the frosty mornings and do you know what that does'nt bother me, i like waking p and having cold fresh air go up my nostrils. What really pisses me off is the fact my house is right next to a car park, and the majoruty of my neighbours leave for owrk at 5 , well the ones that work. Have none of them heard of deicer...scrap scrap acrap then it steadily rises as mor epeeps leave, then you have the cars driving in to collect there work mates, engines revving horns honking doors slamming then the slip of the car as it trs to move from an icy spot. If i have a broken sleep i'm a groucy child for the rest of the day. I am going to go out and buy several cans of deicer and leave them sitting on numerous cars tonight and hopefully the hiss of the cans won't wake me up tomorrow.