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At new year i resolved to tell my humpty doodie neighbour her garden stunk, yes i know thats a bit mean but she has a dog a cross between a lab and a collie and the poor wee thing never gets took walks its left in her garden from dusk to dawn, theres not even a patch of grass in her litle enclosure and i mean little roughly 15 foot by 10 foot. I dont't have anything against dogs just there lazy owners. The perfect opportunity arived when she was bitchng about a new person moving in and making a mess of her garden which has spilled over to the path. When humpty doodie (i call her that because shes got a big head n a wee fat body)moaned to me (i have never and will never get involved in street polotics) was bendig my ear i casualy said "to be honest i'd rather have a few crisp pokes kicking about than the inconsiderate person who hoses there garden of dog poo once a week flushing all the crap onto the path where the kids play" this is very mild for me but did she even tipple i was talking about her, no. Then to add more fuel to the fire she told me how she's alweays picking up bits of rubbish from the front of her gate the silly moo cleans her bit out beside my house 5 minutes later(i'm a gabel end) hoses the damn thing and leaves all the crap from the bottom of it next to my garden. And i wonder why i'm on anti depressants lol

My love for Goofy started when i was just hitting my teenage years and my favorite film and still up there in my top 5 movies is STAND BY ME, we all know the story of the boys going on there adventure and coming of age. In one scene there sitting round the camp fire talking "IF MICKEYS A MOUSE AND DONALDS A DUCK THEN WHAT THE HELL IS GOOFY?" not sure why it stuck with me but after that goofy was my firm favorite.
It's amazing how one little line from a script and an influential movie can still make such an impact on your life 20 years later.

Oh sleep is a wonderful thing, i found out that the park is huge but closed at 8 at night and the fireworks didnt last that long, the fast track machines were goosed and they had to queue up to 80 minutes per ride. The taxi's are jeeps and really comfy and from the resort to central Paris it was 75 euro's. They never saw Cinders but did get a picture of goofy for me (long story of my love for goofy) they went on 2 rides that went upside down and carebear had to lie about her age to get on them ( she's 9 and the rides wer for 10 yr olds but to be fair carebears an inch off 5 foot just now) her new shoes hurt her so they had to go to cetral Paris for a new pair,at 75 quid each way they wer expensive shoes. The hotel was amazing and she got to order room service there was air conditioning that stopped as soon as you pressed the switch unlike ours that takes a minute or so to stop, the hotel was huge and was cowboy themed with cowboy boots as lamps (it was the cheyenne hotel) Grandme got caught smoking but they let her off with a stern look nd a point at the room rules. She saw Miley Cyrus but as grandma didnt know who she was she never said hello. Her bag is full of soaps and shampoo's she took from the hotel, and that was all i could get out of her whilst she was asleep.

My darling little careear spent the weekend at euro disney and had a ball (i had beer) it's the first time she's been abroad and as i'm petrified of flying my heart was in my tummy the whole time i knew she was in the air. Grandma booked it for her birthday just the 2 of them on a girlie weekend in one of the most romantic citys in the world. When i went to the airport to collet them did i get a big cuddle ? no, when i asked if she had a nice time her reponse, i'm only just back dont want to talk about it just yet mummy, when we got home what did she do,she went out to see if any of her mates were at the park. Had a nosey in her bag and its full of pictures of her with goofy and pictures of her in space mountain and on another ride. My mission now is to wait until carebears asleep and i can find out all about it as she talks in her sleep and answers anything you ask her (that will come in handy when shes a teenager and getting to big for her boots) All i know about her trip is she went through 3 pairs of shoes and spent 200 euros on well from what i can tell from her bag a dressing up costume of tinkerbell a winnie the pooh pillow and a mickey mouse lunch box.
Oh how she must have missed me!!!!

..your convinced that a wee bit of your lunch has got stuck between your teeth? well i've just sat for oh i dont know half an hour trying to fish it out with my tounge and the little blightr wouldnt move so (my apologies for grossness)i tried getting it out with my nails, pretty sight me sitting with my fingers fishing about my mouth, well it turned out it wasnt a bit of lunch but i had managed to break my tooth and i now have a wee bit of root sticking up that my tounge keeps geeting scratched on. Now the reason im so peeved is because 2 years ago i spent over 2 grand getting my teeth fixed after a wee teeny drug habit i had about 12 years ago, yes every one restored caps bridges root canal fillings extractions you name it i got it and in one swoop i am now gummsy when i smile, im so sad mainly because my tounged getting scratched to hell and i had a steamy night of passion planned

I have now completed all my training to be a mentor working with young people coming out of care, yes silly people are actually going to let me be responsible for young people at a vulnerable age. I am proud of myself for reaching another little goal in my life and hopefully after the last few months of sitting on my arse doing various courses i can now get on my way to full time employment once again. Although i am still doing my stress management one which i must say im really enjoying as i kinda stress about everything and stress about why im not stressed!!!
I do think im going to enjoy my new role as my experience of the care sector in glasgow is immense since i was one of there charges many moons ago and the help and support available now was not available way back then so i done it the hardish way.
Happy days im working again

I see fields of green
Skies of gold
a piece of silver wear
my team got to hold
and i think to myself
what a wonderful dea

A while back i tried changing my internet provider but after 2 appontments and no shows i gave up and stayed who i was with but only after i had told them to shove it and then had to get reinstalled, i now have a new provider starting in 3 weeks time, and at half of what i'm paying just now. So heres the dilema over the past few weeks i've had to phone some rather expensive companys regarding passports deedpoll etc and my phone bill came in at a hefty £61.54p, now i'm always skint always have been probably always will be, the bills due to be taken out my account on wednesday and i do have the money in my account to pay it but i'm just wondering would it be worth my while taking the £70 out and be kinda rich for a day or 2 and get hit by charge which is less than half the bill or do i pay the bill and sit counting the pennys to take up to coinstar? i do know that i'll need to pay the bill but after the wsahing machine blowing up, carebeasr birthday paying all sorts for a passport and my social life at the weekends is to stay in with no beer wedd and watching old dvd's it would be nice just to have that wee bit extra in the purse.
I did phone my current company asking if they could beat any prices and they said yes so now i feel short changed by them as they could've told me this at anytime, although i guess its policey not to tell anyone as tehy make there money up from us mugs who never query prices.
Oh its such a dilema but i can honestly say hand on heart things havent been this bad for years, i even asked carebears dad for money (which i never do) he laughed as he walked away from me, i should do a blog about him one night when ive had a few beers and in a twat of a mood with him, hell hath no fury and all that jazz