after hearing that my shoe was in the cathouse and got kidnapped i felt i must express my great sadness.not only was the shoe getting drunk and having fun it allowed me to obtain several bruises and cuts,but not to worry being of the female species several pairs were bought to make me feel better,although as im going to see a certain mr doherty on thursday night i would like to be able to take along my abducted shoe just so i can give it back to him,
not sure how much the kidnapper wants for the shoe but really hope its not much as im skint and can only offer used ticket stubbs from gigs which im sure smell better than my smelly tootsies.
Posts archive for: February, 2008
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the shoe
@ 2008-02-27 – 17:57:53
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life is sore.......
@ 2008-02-24 – 15:13:58
....well my head is anyway,i hate cider gives me the biggest hangover ever and silly me was drinking it last night after the vodka,peroni and the kronenburg had finished,i dont think taking illegal substances help any but hey ho such is life n all that jazz.
was away to the cinema last night with a mate to see U23D,and ended up freaking ot coz my mate was getting a bit to touchy feely,sitting in the pub chatting to a really nice guy (this was before the google eyes took hold so i can honestly say he was a decent bit of eye candy,but anyhows my mate came up (hes a boy) and started doing the whole hi darling im back and touching my leg? so cute guy said bye n never saw him again,i can say hand on heart i was feckin bealin so hence a swift move to the chippie and got on the train before going ape n saying how my bod was not for mates to get up close n personal with.
most of my mates are male and i know thats why i can never pull lol but most of the time i get away with saying to randoms very quickly 'this is my mate bri or this is kev or whatever but not last night apparently i was darling and therefore making sure people got the impression i was hooked up already,so feck it im going to try internet meeting peeps at least that way theres nobody around to spoil my fun lol
